An Antartian was driving home on the freeway after work when she was hit by a hailstorm that left her car completely dented all over. She decided to go to a body shop and asked the owner how much he would charge to remove the dents. Seeing that she was an antartian, he winked at his partner, and told her it wouldn’t cost anything if she followed his instructions carefully.
She drove home and when her antartian roommate came out of the house she found her friend sitting on the ground at the back of the car blowing really hard in the tail pipe.
“What on earth are you doing” she asked.
Her friend looking up with big smile and a black ring around her mouth said “The man at the body shop told me that I could save a lot of money on repair work if I blew really hard into the tail pipe. he said that all the dents would pop out”
“Daaahhh” said her friend, “but first you have to roll up all the windows!!!”
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AN Australian magazine is being investigated after photographing a 16-year-old girl topless in two fashion shoots.
Russh Australia, a lifestyle and fashion magazine, hired Zippora Seven for a provocative 18-page editorial fashion spread alongside 16-year-old male model Levi Clarke.
As the old saying goes:
Anything for a dollar.
But this is getting too far; then
In the foreground are four bottles of champagne.
The Classifications Act prohibits the depiction of nudity and sexual activity of minors under 18.
Those pictures suggest that two underage people sharing a bubble bath and drinking alcohol.
Both is illegal and this magazine should be charged accordingly.
A MAN who may have suffered “sexsomnia'’, which caused him to have sex with a woman while he was asleep, has been found not guilty of rape.
Leonard Andrew Spencer, 48, (pictured, left, outside a Darwin court) was accused of gross indecency and sexual intercourse without consent.
I can’t help it, but something tells me that I do not believe this?
Sounds a bit weird I’d say. Come to think about… what if I develop “moneysomnia”? Walk into a bank, rob it and then claim it on my ‘illness’?
Looking at the idiot drivers on our roads, I think they suffer from:
“speedsomnia”
“wronglanesomnia”
“hoonsomnia”
and some other, but for sure most of them ARE sleeping.
A SOLDIER decorated for his service in Iraq has been caught doing burnouts to woo a girl.
Darwin-based gunner Joshua Wayne Brinkhuizen copped a $650 fine and lost his driver’s licence for 12 months.
But the Northern Territory News understands he managed to win the girl’s heart.
Brinkhuizen did a burnout right outside the woman’s apartment at Cardona Place, Darwin City, about 1am on April 21.
What an ass, and what a simple girl. Take him for a doughnut would have been ok, but take him because? You have to be joking.
Lying on his deathbed, the wealthy Mr. Sams was instructing his attorney on last-minute changes in his will.
“I wish to leave everything I own, all stocks, bonds property, art, and money, to my wife. However, there is one stipulation.”
“And that is?”
“In order to inherit, she must marry within six months of my death.”
The lawyer seemed puzzled. “Why make such an unusual request?”
Mr. Sams answered, “Because I want someone to be sorry I died.”
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Frank was madly in love with Susan, but couldn’t get up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. “Darling! He blurted out, “Will you marry me?”
“Of course, I will, you silly boy,” she replied, “Who’s speaking?”
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